Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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