I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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