The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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