I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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