You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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