So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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