He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
She announced her abortion via fbk
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
