Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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