This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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