i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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