I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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