she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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