We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
