I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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