does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
