i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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