I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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