Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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