Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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