I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
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the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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