I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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