after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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