ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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