i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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