i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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