Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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