West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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