Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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