Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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