Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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