AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I have fence marks all over my body
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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