i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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