You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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