I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
So squirting runs in the family.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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