He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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