I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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