That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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