I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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