I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Girls should come with a carfax report
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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