i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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