Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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