It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He passed out mid-signature
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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