no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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