we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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