i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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