I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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