just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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