ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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