I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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