You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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