It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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