better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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