i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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