windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
i out mim tonsoeep
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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